a prince and a sand dweller

10 hour car trips are the worst, they fell as though you never get anywhere, and when you do, its like you have to come straight back to where you started


JOHN you know you werent supposed to show anyone the windy thing, now you and your dad will move to siberia, because you cant keep that thing in your pants



and KARKAT, stop rebelling by having bitchfits in the middle of nowhere and getting your ass kicked by garthogs, its embarrassing. johns lusus is going to feed you cookies till you explode cause you are the suckiest prince ever


this is why im not allowed to important things in the car <:C